Let it be known, dear Nonnie, that I do, in fact, ship them. Then again, how could anyone not? All that wonderful, wonderful subtext. Which is practically text. And by ‘wonderful’ I mean will make you cry like a little bitch.
Let it also be known, actually, that I take far too long with requests. But, here is your thing!
Sana comments: (1)I wish I was capable of drawing less cutesy shojo manga-y sometimes, (2)who needs anatomically-correct hands? not Cable!, (3)even though Wade is most likely incapable of actually getting frostbite he still probably shouldn’t be sleeping in snow, (4)this looks like a fucking christmas card what was i even doing.
Succumb to your deepest…darkest…desire…
Cable & Deadpool #20 by Fabian Nicieza, art by Patrick Zircher
Cable and Deadpool by Scott Koblish
So I finally got Cable in Avengers Alliance and this is what happened when I put him in a team with Deadpool…
(Oh yeah, that’d be my fault for putting off doing headcanons for a day or so, so it’s now buried back in my blog somewhere)
Genderbent: Wade likes to act like a princess and complain about having to do all the dirty work, but in a battle you’ll always find her where the fighting is thickest, even if she complains about the bloodstains afterwards. Nate is still huge and towering and tough, and she puts up with Wade’s nonsense with about as much patience as she does as a man. She does however indulge her by carrying her bridal style when Wade pretends her healing factor hasn’t healed her wounds yet, and gives her really pretty weapons as gifts just to see her smile.
Bedroom: Wade hates Nate’s bedroom. It’s too clean and empty and boring. He can never get comfortable there, especially because the bareness of it reminds him that Nate could pick up and leave at any moment.Nate on the other hand loves Wade’s bedroom. It’s disgustingly dirty and covered in tacky Deadpool merchandise, and Nate has never been anywhere in his life that feels more like home.
AU: Au where Nate is a restaurant owner as well as a chef and Wade is the annoying busboy who constantly pesters him and hits on him and makes his life difficult. Nate doesn’t even know why he keeps him around, until Wade gets into an accident and is in the hospital for a few weeks. The whole time Nate can’t help but miss his voice and he even finds himself longing to hear his terrible jokes. He visits Wade every day and starts bringing him dinner every night after Wade complains loudly about the hospital food. When he finally gets out Nate shuts down the restaurant one night and sets up a date for them, and later he gets a chance to examine the scars that Wade got from the crash up close and personal, and kisses each one as he works his way down his body. (The au is not strong with me tonight that’s the best I can do before I go to bed).
Wade compares the Techno-Organic Virus to cancer.
Nate compares the T.O. Virus to cancer years later.
The apocalypse according to Wade Wilson: No porn and no Taco Bell
Cable & Deadpool (2004) #4
Sooner or later (I always get my man) - Madonna
The “I’m breathless” album is fantastic for cablepool :3
Because Wade would have rocked that dress so much better than Irene on C&DP 13.
Also, Nate/Trenchcoat = OTP4life!
I’m like … 5 years late to the party, but it’s not too late… right?